Rep. Lauren Boebert Declares Victory Against Democrat Frisch

Much to the dissatisfaction of Joy Reid and other MSNBC lackeys, the Trump-endorsed Lauren Boebert appears to have won her race for the House of Representatives.

Rep. Lauren Boebert announced the news of her win Thursday night.

“Great news tonight,” she said. “As almost all the votes have finally been tallied, I’m told that there are less than 200 votes outstanding, which makes me so happy to announce we have won this race.”

“With this victory, and with Republicans in control of the House of Representatives, we can focus on the issues that actually matter most, including getting inflation under control, increasing our domestic energy supply, securing the southern border, and being a strong check on the White House,” she continued.

“Now, over the next couple of weeks, this race will have an automatic recount, which will be completed in early December.”

A recount mandated by state law is now planned to be completed no later than December 13th, reported The Washington Post.

“My campaign team and our lawyers will definitely make sure everything is conducted properly. Past recounts in Colorado have resulted in far fewer votes being adjusted than anything that could affect the current outcome we’re seeing tonight in this race.”

“So come January, you can be certain of two things. I will be sworn in for my second term as your Congresswoman, and Republicans can finally turn Pelosi’s House back into the people’s House. Thank you to every volunteer that made calls, knocked doors, and, of course, to each of you that has entrusted me with your vote.”

“I am honored to be your representative. I pray for you, and I am so grateful for you. God bless you tonight,” she concluded.

Boebert’s opponent, Democrat Adam Frisch, conceded the race Friday.

The news of the Republican win likely upset MSNBC lackeys Joy Reid and Kurt Bardella, the latter of whom made sexist jokes that a Boebert loss will be a “gain for OnlyFans.”